DJ Buttweed has been developing quite the reputation for doing stuff that no one should give two shits about. Now, with what he claims to be his best life achievement besides scoring a trip to Whatever Town USA, he has done it again. On November 2nd of 2014, DJ Buttweed exceeded expectations and absolutely destroyed the world record for masturbating in a single day. From when he rolled out of bed at 1:00 PM, to when he passed out drunk at 3:00 AM, DJ Buttweed managed to rub out a load 94 times, “beating” the previous record of 83. Dj Buttweed said the trick was a lot of boner pills, as well as alternating hands, to avoid carpal tunnel. When we asked him why he decided to take on the challenge, he replied, “Well, it was just one of those mornings where I woke up with my dick in my hand, so I took that as a sign to do something about it.”
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